Sugar We're Going Down Toddler Tee
Sugar, we're goin' down swinging.
Down for a nap. Swinging from the mobile. Going down in a blaze of absolutely not cooperating.
This baby is a loaded God complex. Cock it and pull it. (The pacifier. Cock it and pull it out of their mouth and they will absolutely lose it.)
This onesie is for babies who:
• Are going down but making it everyone's problem
• Have strong feelings about sugar (and the removal of sugar)
• Will not go quietly. Into that good night or any other direction.
🎁 Perfect for:
• Fall Out Boy fans who are now falling into parenthood
• Anyone who has sung an FOB song to a baby unironically
• Emo parents in their era
⚠️ Warning: Going down. Taking everyone with them.
✔ Sugar-fueled ✔ Going down swinging (always)
👕 Product Details — Bella + Canvas 3001T
✅ Unisex fit — super soft, lightweight, and comfortable for active toddlers
✅ 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✅ Tear-away label for sensitive skin
✅ Retail fit with a slightly longer body length
✅ Side-seamed construction for a clean, comfortable fit ☀️ Great for everyday wear, playdates, and casual outfits
🎁 Perfect For Unique birthday, baby shower, or holiday gifts
⚙️ Printing
Printed to order with premium DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for crisp, vibrant colors that last. Wash inside out in cold water to keep the print looking fresh.
Size guide
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
| A) Length (cm) | 39.4 | 41.9 | 44.5 | 47 |
| B) Width (cm) | 61 | 66 | 71.2 | 76.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 30.5 | 33 | 35.6 | 38.1 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 10.2 | 10.8 | 11.4 | 12 |
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
| A) Length (inches) | 15.5 | 16.5 | 17.5 | 18.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 4 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.7 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron Decorate | Do not iron decorate |