Sugar, We're Going Down Onesie

Sugar, we're goin' down swinging.

Down for a nap. Swinging from the mobile. Going down in a blaze of absolutely not cooperating.

This baby is a loaded God complex. Cock it and pull it. (The pacifier. Cock it and pull it out of their mouth and they will absolutely lose it.)

This onesie is for babies who:

• Are going down but making it everyone's problem

• Have strong feelings about sugar (and the removal of sugar)

• Will not go quietly. Into that good night or any other direction.

🎁 Perfect for:

• Fall Out Boy fans who are now falling into parenthood

• Anyone who has sung an FOB song to a baby unironically

• Emo parents in their era

⚠️ Warning: Going down. Taking everyone with them.

✔ Sugar-fueled ✔ Going down swinging (always)

👶 Product Details — LAT 4424 / Larkwood 055 / Babybugz BZ010

✅ Unisex fit — soft, breathable, and gentle on baby skin

✅ 100% combed ring-spun cotton

✅ Envelope neckline for easy on and off

✅ Nickel-free snap closures at the bottom

✅ Lap shoulder design for stress-free dressing

☀️ Great for everyday wear, playtime, and gifting

🎁 Perfect For

Unique baby shower, birthday, or holiday gifts

⚙️ Printing

Printed to order with premium DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for crisp, vibrant colors that last.

Wash inside out in cold water to keep the print looking fresh.