Panic At The Crib Toddler Tee
White / 2T
$25.00
Panic At The Crib Toddler Tee
$25.00
Panic! At The Crib.
It's 3am. Nobody panic.
(Everyone panic.)
The crib has become a stage. The baby has become a frontman. And the setlist tonight is exclusively screaming with a brief acoustic interlude around 4am before the encore at 5.
This onesie is for babies who:
• Treat every bedtime as a performance
• Have perfected the art of falling asleep the moment you put them down then waking up the moment you walk away
• Are too dramatic for their own good (and yours)
🎁 Perfect for:
• Panic! At The Disco fans who are now panicking about something else entirely
• First time parents surviving the night
• Anyone who has googled "why won't my baby sleep" at 3am
⚠️ Warning: There will always be panic at the crib
✔ Crib front-runner ✔ 3am setlist ready
👕 Product Details — Bella + Canvas 3001T
✅ Unisex fit — super soft, lightweight, and comfortable for active toddlers
✅ 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✅ Tear-away label for sensitive skin
✅ Retail fit with a slightly longer body length
✅ Side-seamed construction for a clean, comfortable fit ☀️ Great for everyday wear, playdates, and casual outfits
🎁 Perfect For Unique birthday, baby shower, or holiday gifts
⚙️ Printing
Printed to order with premium DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for crisp, vibrant colors that last. Wash inside out in cold water to keep the print looking fresh.
Size guide
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
| A) Length (cm) | 39.4 | 41.9 | 44.5 | 47 |
| B) Width (cm) | 61 | 66 | 71.2 | 76.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 30.5 | 33 | 35.6 | 38.1 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 10.2 | 10.8 | 11.4 | 12 |
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
| A) Length (inches) | 15.5 | 16.5 | 17.5 | 18.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 4 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.7 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron Decorate | Do not iron decorate |