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Mediocre name. Surprisingly good shirt.
☑️ Print that lasts
☑️ Quality materials
☑️ Made by real people
Delivered in 4–14 days. We're not Amazon, but we're trying.
A classic unisex tee that does exactly what a shirt is supposed to do — cover your torso and make people read it. Soft, breathable 100% cotton with a relaxed fit that works for pretty much everything. Comfortable enough to sleep in. Funny enough to wear in public. That's the whole pitch.
Fits true to size. Size up if you want that "borrowed from someone cooler" fit.
Machine wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
Do not bleach.
Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed to order with premium DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for crisp, vibrant colors that last.
Q: What sizes do you carry?
A: S through 3XL on most designs. Check the individual product page for the size chart — we mean it, check it.
Q: Do your shirts run true to size?
A: Mostly yes, but check the size chart anyway. We put it there for a reason and we're not responsible for optimistic sizing decisions.
Q: What are the shirts made of?
A: 100% cotton where we can help it. Soft enough to sleep in, sturdy enough to survive your questionable life choices. Check individual product pages for exact blend info.
Q: Will the design crack or fade?
A: Not if you treat it like an adult. Wash inside out, cold water, no dryer if you can avoid it. We use quality print-on-demand production — these aren't iron-ons from a craft fair.
Q: Can I change or cancel my order?
A: If you catch us fast enough, maybe. Email us immediately. Once it's in production, it's yours — but reach out and we'll see what we can do.
Q: Can I return or exchange my shirt?
A: We can't accept returns for sizing or preference, so please check the size guide before ordering. If your shirt arrives damaged or misprinted, email us and we'll fix it.
Q: How long does shipping take?
A: 5–10 business days in the US. You'll get a tracking number when it ships.
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Not yet. Mediocre Threads is currently a domestic operation. We're working on it. Probably.
Q: Do you restock sold out items?
A: Sometimes. Follow us on Instagram to find out when, or email us and ask nicely.
Q: Can I request a design?
A: You can try. We make no promises but we do read every email, mostly.
Q: Why is almost everything $25?
A: Because it should be. Low expectations. Solid results.
Q: Who made this brand?
A: A Minnesota musician with a bad sense of humor. You're welcome.
