Just A Kid Toddler Tee
I'm just a kid.
And life is a nightmare.
Specifically, it's a nightmare when the wrong color sippy cup appears. Or when someone cuts the sandwich wrong. Or when they're tired but refuse to admit it.
Simple Plan understood the assignment. So does this baby.
This onesie is for babies who:
• Have fully committed to the drama
• Experience every minor inconvenience as a major life event
• Are doing their absolute best and it is still very hard
🎁 Perfect for:
• Simple Plan fans who now understand the lyrics on a deeper level
• Millennial parents in survival mode
• Anyone who has ever said "I know, buddy, I know"
⚠️ Warning: Life is, in fact, a nightmare sometimes
✔ Just a kid ✔ Deeply dramatic
👕 Product Details — Bella + Canvas 3001T
✅ Unisex fit — super soft, lightweight, and comfortable for active toddlers
✅ 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✅ Tear-away label for sensitive skin
✅ Retail fit with a slightly longer body length
✅ Side-seamed construction for a clean, comfortable fit ☀️ Great for everyday wear, playdates, and casual outfits
🎁 Perfect For Unique birthday, baby shower, or holiday gifts
⚙️ Printing
Printed to order with premium DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for crisp, vibrant colors that last. Wash inside out in cold water to keep the print looking fresh.
Size guide
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
| A) Length (cm) | 39.4 | 41.9 | 44.5 | 47 |
| B) Width (cm) | 61 | 66 | 71.2 | 76.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 30.5 | 33 | 35.6 | 38.1 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 10.2 | 10.8 | 11.4 | 12 |
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
| A) Length (inches) | 15.5 | 16.5 | 17.5 | 18.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 4 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.7 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron Decorate | Do not iron decorate |