Emo Since Birth Toddler Tee
White / 2T
$25.00
Emo Since Birth Toddler Tee
$25.00
Emo since birth.
Not a phase, Mom.
It was never a phase. It was always this. From the very first moment — the dramatic entrance, the existential crying, the refusal to sleep — this baby was always going to be this way.
This onesie is for babies who:
• Came out already over it
• Cry at things that haven't happened yet
• Have big feelings and zero chill
🎁 Perfect for:
• Emo parents who saw this coming
• Anyone who played MCR in the delivery room
• Households where the aesthetic starts early
⚠️ Warning: This phase is permanent
✔ Emo from day one ✔ No apologies
👕 Product Details — Bella + Canvas 3001T
✅ Unisex fit — super soft, lightweight, and comfortable for active toddlers
✅ 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✅ Tear-away label for sensitive skin
✅ Retail fit with a slightly longer body length
✅ Side-seamed construction for a clean, comfortable fit ☀️ Great for everyday wear, playdates, and casual outfits
☀️ Great for everyday wear, playtime, and gifting
🎁 Perfect For
Unique baby shower, birthday, or holiday gifts
⚙️ Printing
Printed to order with premium DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for crisp, vibrant colors that last.
Wash inside out in cold water to keep the print looking fresh.
Size guide
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
| A) Length (cm) | 39.4 | 41.9 | 44.5 | 47 |
| B) Width (cm) | 61 | 66 | 71.2 | 76.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 30.5 | 33 | 35.6 | 38.1 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 10.2 | 10.8 | 11.4 | 12 |
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
| A) Length (inches) | 15.5 | 16.5 | 17.5 | 18.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 4 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.7 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron Decorate | Do not iron decorate |