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From the very first moment — the dramatic entrance, the existential crying, the refusal to sleep — this baby was always going to be this way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis onesie is for babies who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Came out already over it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Cry at things that haven't happened yet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Have big feelings and zero chill\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Emo parents who saw this coming\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Anyone who played MCR in the delivery room\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Households where the aesthetic starts early\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚠️\u003c\/span\u003e Warning: This phase is permanent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan 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